we are never ever ever..

 September 1st.

Fuck you, radio.

 September 2nd.

This wine made me feel like I drank fire.

 September 3rd.

Never ending Pasta Bowls.  I'm actually updating this AT an olive garden.

 September 4th.

Worst day of work ever.  This boobie obsessed person made me laugh though..

September 5th.

WE BACK.

 September 6th.

This is real.

 September 7th.

Britain in the 80s.  Urban Outfitters new fall inspiration.

 September 8th.

I swear this bathwater is clean.

 September 9th.

Eating desserts and drinking margaritas for your birthday.  YOLO!

 September 10th.

I just don't like when it gets cold outside.

 September 11th.

I woke up with facial hair?

 September 12th.

There's a storm coming..

 September 13th.

Seeing "the Dark Knight".  People left.  Digital movie players are TOUGH.  I love you Joseph Gordon Levitt!

 September 14th.

Turning 28 at Lickety Split!  Yolo!

 September 15th.

Amy and Joe got married.  We honored them by being fancy at the fire place.

The Darkness - Keep Me Hanging On

What do you think?!

May 1st.

My last day of this round of college.  4.0 and straight A's!

May 2nd.

Peonies.

May 3rd.

Making a visit to a student in the Peds Unit with Get Well Cards

May 4th.

Cinco de Mayo!  (the day before it..)

May 5th

Cabin [in the woods].  So full of fear. "It must be over... oh wait.. no.. no it's not over." x 3

May 6th.

Knock it off, pollen.

May 7th.

I love when I come back to my tv and realized I paused it on a perfect moment.

May 8th.

3D glasses.  WHOA.

May 9th.

Don't worry.  It's just a rotten banana.  Not intestines or a dead snake.

May 10th.

Did this all morning.  Well really, I waited in a waiting room all morning.  Then I had this done for bout a half an hour.

May 11th.

I love these headphones, but they are purely for recreational use.  Using them in the gym gives me anger.

May 12th.

Isn't she cute?  Isn't she sparkly?  Isn't she a grown woman?  WHAD UP REGINA SPEKTOR, LOVE YOU, GIRL!

May 13th

This is a terrible picture of both of us.  But there was NO TIME to take it.  (happy mother's day, mom!)

May 14th.

My daily morning stop.

May 15th.

This has not been photoshopped.  If it was though, I'd probably say that unphotoshopped, this is Hipster Toddler.

Song for the first half of May.  An oldie but a goodie:

Bon Iver - Skinny Love.

  Bon Iver - Skinny Love by jessicaldruck

I'd offer you breakfast, but you didn't make any

 March 16.

AW MAN STILL SICK!

March 17th.

Green Beer for the Irish 

 March 18th.

Finished, "Melanie: Girl with the Broken Wing" for class.  

March 19th.

"Can you put the windows down? I like to feel the wind?" 

March 20th.

Taste the Rainbow. 

 March 21st.

trying to look natural.

 March 22nd.

Visiting the 1950s for burgers and fries with Jenell

 March 23.

"Hunger Games" - waited eight months for this movie!

 March 24th.

Fiona Apple - third time seeing her - she's still weird.  But I love her!

 March 25th.

A photo of the eggs Kristin, Sean, Lindsey and myself painted.

 March 25th.

"Jeff at Home" - this was the part when Ed Helms played an april fool's joke on everyone

 March 27th.

Crazy birthday party at work!  I got cotton candy and pizza!

 March 28th.

Much obliged.

 March 29th.

A real candid photo during Draw Something.

 March 30th.

the Sun has been MIA.

March 31st.

Emily's baby shower and her piece of cake.

ta ta march 2012!

there is nothing that can console me but my jolly sailor bold

Saw "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides"  and here's what I learned:

Edward from Twilight is to Vampires what Ariel is to Mermaids.

Both are tame versions to make us love vampires and mermaids because really, their species are vicious monsters.

But Mermaids are pretty damned bad ass.  I think the next Pirates movie should be Serena the Mermaid and her lover in an updated "Romeo and Juliet" tale where they try to make Mermaids be cool with the sailors and vice versa just so we can see more awesome Mermaid fights while Jack Sparrow plays both sides and comes up with fun escape methods and giving ridiculous one liners.

Or not.  I'll just leave it to the professionals

all i want is you to be my sweet honey bee

I did not want to see any spoilers and have the movie ruined for me, so I got Matt to go see "Scream 4" with me.  I love the "Scream" franchise even though the 1st was (and will probably always) be the best.   This one was okay, and I didn't see the "Killer" coming, but at the same time, you know what's gonna happen.  The Ghostface dude is gonna show up when people are alone and kill them.  So .. I dunno.. it was good but at the same time, I'd tell people to wait to see it for free on a movie channel one day.

After the movie, I had to stop at Target, and when I went back to my car after my purchase, I no longer had my car keys.  The Ghostface killer probably stole them outta my bag with intent to kill me when I got home after getting my spare set.

That or I locked my keys in my car.

Whichever.

best part of the movie was this song played during the credits?   Perhaps?

Ida Maria - Bad Karma

if the stars won't shine

Saw this sign on the drive home after seeing, "Blue Valentine"... which was ironic beause Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling's character needed to go to this seminar STAT!

This movie was really good.  It's one of those movies that sucks you in, making you feel angry, sad, frustrated, and awkward right along with the characters throughout the movie.  Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams acted their ASSES off.

Just remember one thing..
When in doubt, dance it out (to this song.   It seemed to work for them..)

have a heart

Another Retro Movie Niiight
Went with Jenell and Matt to enjoy some Robin's and then we went and saw, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" which is a movie I've seen a lot, but it's still fun to see it in the theater.  We didn't get the version with the person having the "Dream" dental treatment (actually, no one has seen that version except for Matt..), but the movie was good regardless!
This is my favorite scene in the movie:



I just love his battle cries every time he stabs someone, "HA HA!" ohhh mah loord.  So much awesome in 3 minutes and 45 seconds..