i'm on the right track, baby!

THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

How will I ever hear the "Born This Way" album?!?!?!  It doesn't come out til the 23rd!!!!!!!!!

ps - jenell can i sleep over your house that day? i don't wanna be alone!!!

lovin isn't easy but it sure is fun

ANOTHER snow storm.
HIP HIP...
BOOray!!!

don't you love her face?

see this is when i think snow looks pretty...
just wait until tomorrow when it's all disrupted and i have to drive in it. That's when I'm gonna hate it again.

and i will be gone

things get serious at work when there's a murder.

i will never hurt your mother.

Since Jenell and I only really went to that show the other night for Army of Me, we chilled on the ground next to the PETA table. It was actually pretty funny cause we had a perfect view of people's faces and reactions as they caught the Rabbit-Slaying Anti-Fur video.

Seriously if you ever get to go to a Used show and don't know what else to do while you're waiting through opening acts, find the PETA table, sit down behind it and enjoy!

THANK ME LATER!

she stole my future, she broke my dream

k so this picture is all sorts of, "Wha wha?" but bare with me.. it was cold and I took it as fast as I could so I didn't have to be outside very long.
BUT THERE IS A TALE THAT GOES WITH THIS.

Bryan called me today and told me all about how he hung up a Jenell and the Yets poster in his store window.
It's 12:15 am, Jenell and I are driving home from "Be Kind, Rewind" (michel gondry.. you are so creative.. it's sick.) and I decide to pull over to let a cop pass me because I was going to slow down to see it.
HOWEVER - the cop pulls up behind me and throws his lights on!
The very light I am pointing to (yes i'm there) in the picture is out. He told me it was a sign of a drunk driver so he had to check it out.

So there you go. Make sure all your headlights are all up to date and working properly. If they're not - you are more apt to drink alcohol and drive your car. Lesson learned.

i'm losing my favorite game

wanna hear a messed up story?
My dad told me that he sees a car driving around the Millville airport that has an african american leg sticking out from the front bumper.
It's a fake leg, of course, but there is a guy driving around with it on his car.
MESSED UP, right?

09.30.2007

i can't get over you

wait! I don't own any green hats!!!!!!!!!!! Nathan doesn't have green shirts!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT THE YETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08.30.2007

ya'll were dancin to my shit

a gas station, decorated with an American flag and going by the name of "liberty", blew over today.

is God trying to tell us something?!

08.21.2007

papers are signed and i feel so low

INTERESTING HAPPENINGS TONIGHT AT THIRD FRIDAY:

• Downpour on all the unsuspecting public
• Ze Je-Nell at Revelation Records
• All the firetrucks and ambulances on high street do to someone running into Regional Music. They went forward instead of backwards. D'oh.
• totally random conversation with someone I haven't seen in a long time that lasted about 30 seconds
• A new found hope to release Jenell and the Yets album by October so we can say "Octobot" with the date.

08.17.2007

teenage hopes are lying at your door

LOLZ SOMEONE TRIED TO STEAL MY "MONEY". Yeah, my bank wrote me and sent me a new check card because someone used my former check card number to try and buy things. UNFORTUNATELY for them, they couldn't get to my "money" because they didn't have my pin number or something.

So I got a new check card, and note to the next people that try and scam me.... if you REALLY wanna jip me off and steal my cash... wait til I actually have money for you to steal....

08.11.2007

storm clouds dissolved into thin air

Jenell did this thing with her blog where she posted a youtube video or whatever. And really, for this post, I thought a youtube video would really display the feelings behind my sentiments below. If you feel I'm doing a terrible job and straying from my idea of a "picture blog" here is the picture. And the picture is pretty classic, so I recommend it.
but for today, those who feel it's okay for me to do this, here is the youtube update.
it shows just how much FUN children can be



To keep with the celebrity mixes....
A Mix for When You Knock Up Your Socialite Girlfriend

(1) Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
(2) Come On And Get It (Up in 'dem Guts) - Zach Galfiankais feat. Fiona Apple
(3) Knocked Up - Kings Of Leon
(4) Dangerzone - Gwen Stefani
(5) All Mixed Up - 311
(6) Everything's Just Wonderful - Lily Allen
(7) Carry That Weight - The Beatles
(8) I Got Trouble - Xtina
(9) I Just Wanna Live - Good Charlotte
(10) I Don't Know Why - Jenell
(11) I Throw My Toys Around - No Doubt feat. Elvis Costello
(12) I Ain't Gonna Run - G.A.G.E feat. Dead Executives
(13) Dammit - Blink 182
(14) Family Business - Kanye West
(15) Keep Ya Head Up - 2pac
(16) Miracle - Foo Fighters
(17) Don't Make Fun of Daddy's lisp Voice - Morrissey

07.31.2007

caress me down

OKAY so sometimes when I go out I pick up breakfast for myself. Typically its a vitamin water and a blueberry nutrigrain bar.

TONIGHT was one of those nights where I aimed to prepare myself for the morning.

I came home, put my bag on the table and sat down not even 10 feet away from my bag.

Each one of my family members at one point came in to talk to me.

When I got up to move to another room, I stopped to get my purse and noticed the EMPTY wrapper placed ontop of my purse. When I set it DOWN it was in the wrapper next to the vitamin water. It's not like it was set on a counter or in a counter, no, it was sitting among my things.

WHO'S THE ASSHOLE?

we love you natalie!

while doing a phone survey about west chester university, this moth was sitting on the window.. just taunting me with his sinister looks...

i hate these things..

07.10.2007

better slow it down baby, better have some fun

This is what Wildwood looks like on the 4th of July with no fireworks.
Not to say that the fireworks would be in this direction.. it really doesn't matter if I took a picture of this skyline or a different one, because guess what?
Wildwood CANCELLED it anyway :(
The whole day leads up to that one part........

2 fourth of july's in a ROW where I've gotten jipped on the damn "kabooms" :(

07.04.2007

it always comes back to you

PLUS: Got new sunglasses.
NEGATIVE: Did not get the cool discoball bracelet. Man, disco balls are the coolest.....

PLUS: Jenell got a cool new ribbon ring
NEGATIVE: THE POURING RAIN OMG!

PLUS: Sitting inside of that evil South St. restaurant
NEGATIVE: Being asked if we wanted to sit outside! It was raining! Why do they want people to sit outside in the cold and rain?! They are massochists there!

PLUS: Avoiding the rain by standing in a door way.
NEGATIVE: The rain splashing up!

06.12.2007

so analyze me, surprise me, but can't magmatize me

BLAKE IS:

(a) freaking out because he realized later he'd bring sexy back.
(b) scared to death of Sam's face.
(c) freaking out because someone suspected the kids upstairs had reefer
(d) a bit scared because he found out his class heard he was talkin shit.
OR
(e) just totally excited to be in Philly with his band, Hello Tokyo, and the coolest of the cool: Jenell and myself.

05.11.2007

to the left to the left

pop the glock
the glock you pop.

"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING."

Oh West Chester... you crazy.

05.09.2007

tilt your head back slowly

Wednesday, March 21, four young adults were in the King of Prussia Mall when suddenly they were completely horrified by barbaric images of hanging puppets.

"They're tongues are all hanging out!" shouted Jamie, 23.

"Pichachu!!" said Lisa, 23, as she walked over, amazed.

The hanging animals appeared to be dead and slung over a castle wall. Local police seemed to be too distracted to respond to the distrubance. Instead they were seen having questionable photos taken with a young blonde girl and a female WNBA player whose idenity have been asked to be withheld.

Later, Dr. Anthony Vampire Cow, a current Myspace Hearththrob, was also disgusted by the images. Upon inspection of photos, he could only mutter, "It's like the furry concentration camp."

Memorial services for Scooby, Pluto, Picachu and the Crayola Bunny have yet to be arranged.

03.21.2007

it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame for you

Oh No!
(click to read!)
I have to wake up! My backyard is a sinner's den!

02.05.07