i will never hurt your mother.

Since Jenell and I only really went to that show the other night for Army of Me, we chilled on the ground next to the PETA table. It was actually pretty funny cause we had a perfect view of people's faces and reactions as they caught the Rabbit-Slaying Anti-Fur video.

Seriously if you ever get to go to a Used show and don't know what else to do while you're waiting through opening acts, find the PETA table, sit down behind it and enjoy!

THANK ME LATER!

it's only just beguuunn.....

It's been real nice knowing you, everyone.
but friday marked the beginning of the end!
the evil shall now prevail!!!!!
:(

Emily is scared of clowns.

We saw one in the mall today and I stopped her.
I said, "Look scared."
She said, "What?" and laughed.
My sister said, "The Clown is coming to kill you."
I said, "I won't let him hurt you. If he walks over here I'll tell you to run. Now look scared."
Emily laughed, I took the picture.
I said, "You don't look scared at all."
My sister said, "He's coming!"
Emily said, "I don't want any nightmares." And walked off.

I sighed, disappointed in my picture.
Until I looked closely and saw the clown staring at Emily in the picture...
crazy clown.

11.23.2007

cause i can't wait much longer

When I was young, I took a CCD class (catholic school class) where my teacher in 2nd grade told us that in the year 2000, the world was going to explode in fire and we would all die and go and be judged for if we could get into heaven or hell.
She said one day God would be so sad about what was happening in our world that he would have to end it all to start over again.

So my second grade self hears this and is petrified. I had nightmares about it, I kept thinking, "I don't want to die when I'm only 16 years old" and I thought about how I'd want to be with my family. Then I thought about Noah and how Noah was approached to make the boat so he and his family could survive. So I started to hope that perhaps God would ask my dad to build a fire proof building so we could survive.

By the time it was 1999, and it was New Years Eve, I kinda knew nothing bad would happen, but still, there was a part of me that was scared that maybe - just maybe - something would happen.

After soccer practices when I was younger, my dad and I would drive home and there was a point that we turned onto main street when the sun was going down and it looked like fire in the sky. That always depressed me cause it reminded me of my year 2000 fate.

That woman should have lost her job, for real.

09.16.2007

i can't get over you

wait! I don't own any green hats!!!!!!!!!!! Nathan doesn't have green shirts!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT THE YETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08.30.2007

teenage hopes are lying at your door

LOLZ SOMEONE TRIED TO STEAL MY "MONEY". Yeah, my bank wrote me and sent me a new check card because someone used my former check card number to try and buy things. UNFORTUNATELY for them, they couldn't get to my "money" because they didn't have my pin number or something.

So I got a new check card, and note to the next people that try and scam me.... if you REALLY wanna jip me off and steal my cash... wait til I actually have money for you to steal....

08.11.2007

Kbaka ni suru. baka da ne. dekunobo. usurabaka. and a special one for the little bald one (not bruce willis....) - bakakusai :P

07.03.2007

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

i'm so lame.
sometimes when i turn my headlights on in my car I feel like someone will be standing there staring at me and be all zombie-ish about it.
I also think that when I go to bed and leave my blinds open and can see the street - someone will be standing there.. all-zombieish about it.

You'd think I wouldn't be so scared of this stuff because I NEVER watched horror movies when I was a kid because I was WAY too scared. Even though I do watch horror movies now and I DO like them, I don't really blame them for my over-reactive, completely ridiculous imagination. I don't know what to blame for that...

05.29.2007

tilt your head back slowly

Wednesday, March 21, four young adults were in the King of Prussia Mall when suddenly they were completely horrified by barbaric images of hanging puppets.

"They're tongues are all hanging out!" shouted Jamie, 23.

"Pichachu!!" said Lisa, 23, as she walked over, amazed.

The hanging animals appeared to be dead and slung over a castle wall. Local police seemed to be too distracted to respond to the distrubance. Instead they were seen having questionable photos taken with a young blonde girl and a female WNBA player whose idenity have been asked to be withheld.

Later, Dr. Anthony Vampire Cow, a current Myspace Hearththrob, was also disgusted by the images. Upon inspection of photos, he could only mutter, "It's like the furry concentration camp."

Memorial services for Scooby, Pluto, Picachu and the Crayola Bunny have yet to be arranged.

03.21.2007

it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame for you

Oh No!
(click to read!)
I have to wake up! My backyard is a sinner's den!

02.05.07