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May 16th.

This thing has been in random places all over school.

May 17th.

15 - 1.  Our time is running out!

May 18th.

We went to Mexico and got Mexican dessert.  

May 19th.

Be amazed.  I ran two miles in 2 minutes, 38 seconds at 0.5 speed and lost 218 calories.  BE AMAZED.

May 20th.

The day the ants ate the chipmunk's food.

May 21st.

Stop it.

May 22nd.

Lovers over wine.

May 23rd.

ALL AMERICAN DESSERT.

May 24th.

We ate at the Death Valley Cafe in Death Valley, CA.  Or at least that's what I was told.

May 25th.

OH YEAH.  GARBAGE.  This is NOT 1998!

May 26th.

Finally finished this book.  After I got through the first 200 pages it wasn't that bad.  But those first 200 pages?  UGGGGHHHH.

May 27th.

protection.

May 28th.

My possible new favorite summer hang out spot.

May 29th.

End of the Year...

May 30th.

This girl has her design dreams

May 31st.

So happy they're selling this again.. it's so so so good..

Garbage, "Automatic Systematic Habit"

you had your heart inside of my hands

We....

Went to see this....

And after a lot of dancing and hearing, "FOG MA-CHIIINNEEEE" and "JOEL MADDEN BRINGIN IT IN" and "I CANT BELIEVE BENJI MADDEN IS STARTING OFF SO STRONG" and "I LOVE THAT FOG MACHINE" and "PUT YOUR REAL HANDS UP IF YA GOT EM!" and "IF YOU'RE AN UGLY GIRL BE QUIET" and "BENJI MADDEN IS SINGLE"..... amy said...

"THEY WONT STOP YELLING AT ME" and we made our way to the exits.

But we were there for a long time and Amy found out that Cee-Lo's song is actually "Fuck you" as opposed to "Forget you".  But it was a good time.  Turtles.  Freakin Turtles.

why you so speechless?

For my NEXT birthday trick...

Lady Gaga (or Ga-GA as a few privileged are allowed to call her..) called Jenell and I and BEGGED us to come out to eat with her at the boardwalk hall in atlantic city.  Little did we know, it was a surprise party.  And it had a photobooth.  See?

That was all a lie.  That was just the photobooth on my phone.  Sigh.
Anyway!  We went to the MONSTER BALL in ATLANTIC CITY, and despite requests to sit down, we couldn't.  We just could not sit down.  We had to dance and do this...

It was fun. I think I could go to the Monsterball once a month.. her music is that fun.   I'm stoked to go to the "Born This Way Ball" (i think she should change the name.)  already.  AND!  We were the first concert that got to see her perform "Born This Way", so, yeah, be jealous, cause I know you are.  Right?  Yeah.. right?  You are?  Anyway.  It's a bloody good time which is why this picture is appropriate:

Side story that is awesome:  when this drag queen dressed as Lady Gaga walked down an aisle to get to her seat, everyone in the arena seriously thought it was Lady Gaga and took pictures and were screaming and clapping.  It was brilliant.  I felt really proud for the Drag Queen -- success!  Jenell and I had seen her earlier in a bar, so we knew it wasn't Lady Gaga.  But people really thought it was her, even when she and I were telling people, "it's a dude!" .. they didn't listen!

Later, Jenell sucessfully surprised me with these delicious strawberry icing/strawberry cake cupcakes.  Be Jealous, ya'll.  They were DELICIOUS!!

GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!

my body lies over the ocean

My dear dear friend, John came to Jersey to visit my dear friend, Jenell and me.  We had good times.  The following occured:
- GUITAR center.
- "MACGRUBER!!"  <- great movie, by the way.
-  Atlantic City. I lost $5 like it was my job.
-  A walk on the beach
-  Reeeed Robin
-  A fire-side hang out

All in all it was a great day.  And I can't believe it was my first time seeing John in 7 months :(  Must never let this happen again. EVER again.

woke up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

I swore I'd never watch, "Undercover Boss", but one day my mother had it on and I ended up getting sucked into it. It was the Hooters episode -- and really, it just made me want to go to hooters and have some wings!!  So Matt J, Jenell and I went to Hooters in AC!!

I had been to two other hooters before this, and I'm starting to realize that the trend at hooters is to pour a glass of grease on your plate before putting your food onto it. I'm catching on, I got it. ANYWAY, we met a guy who had a big list of accomplisments, check it out.. he...

1. sold a company for $42 million
2. Is a model scout 
3. Is a man who teaches celebrities how to party
4. Is a club promoter

I mean, there's no way he was just listing all these things to impress Jenell.  Why would he do that?  That just doesn't make any sense.  He obviously is all those things.. AMAZING.  Why she didn't try to get his number I will never know...   Maybe it was his St. Patty's day tophat? I just don't know.

Anyway, I lost $21.50 by the end of the night and was bummed I couldn't find any blackjack computer machines (that's the way to make money for me.. ).  We met/saw a lot of crazy drunk people who were looking for the casinos receptionist, flirting with security guards and were in search of cigarettes.   Aw, and the poor guy who had passed out from consuming WAY TOO MUCH alcohol. 

I got this dollar somewhere in my travels, and it has since been passed back into the money ring.  I just want to say, if anyone finds this dollar, please do not believe it.  I knew the Timmons, and they're all very nice people. 

GOOD TIMES.  and really..... to be continued......

if you don't know, now you know

nathan says: i love hot AC clubs.
jamie says: do you take glow sticks?
nathan says: no. that's for kids. I take flamethrowers.

people die when i dance.

there's a war in this heart of mine.

Today, I put my cellphone camera to use.
Meanwhile: Jenell, Nathan (pictured), Lisa and I (not pictured) went to Pitman for a show/craft show. LOOK HOW FUN.
We all got our faces painted. (or not). Nathan got Harry Potter, Jenell got the worm, Lisa got Glamour Girl and I got Peacock. (or not.)
Then I played rousing game of "not my dog"...
this is not my dog.
After we explored the craft fair, Nathan took a break from Jenell and the Yets and improvised with A Few Dollars More.
Then, Jenell, Nathan, and I (jimmy is still sick) played a set that had people dancing and clapping (for real though)

Later, Jenell, Lisa and I went to AC to see Ms. Regina Spektor.
Regina was awesome as alllways. TOO BAD drunk people are lame, loud, and stupid. It's just annoying, especially at a Regina Spektor show.
But I <3 you, Regina. Oh so. Oh so.

oh YOU. you got what i need.

Last night we went and saw good charlotte for the 1st time ever. okay. lie. you caught me. I've been hittin that shit up since 2000, yo! And yo, I aint neva gonna quit! the show was pretty awesome and it's okay that they're still my guilty pleasure cause Jenell and I tend to have a lot of fun at these things. We held it down for the balcony. Stood up the whole time, did everything we were told to do, we even risked our lives and jumped for them. But bravo, Charlotte. You've been good since 1996!

Afterwards, because we KNOW people, we got into the foundation room in AC for a special private party that was to be djed by joel madden.
Here I am dancing with Benji Madden.
It was a long night, but toats worth it. Helllooo - Nicole Richie is our new BFF. She waved to us and I swear she said, "bye sexy" to me when she left. SWEAR it. If she didn't say, "bye sexy" it was something that sounded a lot like it. "bye sexy" is a cool thing for me. That's what my aim says when people sign off.

But here's proof it was a long night. Lisa was falling asleep and even the dance machine herself stopped dancing for a few minutes.


At the end of the night, we stopped Mr. Paul Thomas, bass man extraordinaire, and we gave him a Jenell and the Yets cd. He said he'd listen to it, which I believe, but I didn't think he'd do anything about it.
Well he did.

(CLICK IT)

Yeah that's in our myspace. Pretty soon, we'll no doubt be opening for them, so start brushing up on your gc now, people.

Here's 5 songs Jenell and I have complied to get you started on. A GC 101, if you will. This is for people who are stuck on the idea that they're all bout "Girls and Boys" and "The Anthem"

(1) "The World is Black"
(2) "Walk Away (Maybe)"
(3) "The Story of My Old Man"
(4) "Misery"
(5) "Face the Strange"

Enjoy that and we'll get back to it later!

i'm goin to california

went to AC today.
We made some friends..
My sister got her carriage license....
Saw some fish....
Hung out with Jay-Z for 0.0 seconds....
AND ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!!


all in all a successful afternoon asides from that whole loosing 20 dollars in a slot machine thing...

i just want to hold you in my arms

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE MUTHA FUCKIN CMC, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.20.2007

those who run seem to have all the fun

we had a photoshoot... i believe the first ever this photographer has had.... with Junior LaChapelle. He's trying to be the new David LaChapelle, however, I feel like he needs to work on it. He needed to give us motivation or something. But this works. I feel like he still has a long way to go... but I see great things for his future.

11.14.2007

are we breaking up?

but seriously...

can you imagine seeing someone sleeping with these things on?

the idea is really funny in my head...
i think this is what i looked like when bryan told us about his friend meeting dave grohl the other night. except... more shocked?

10.08.2007

old time grudges will die so slowly

this place is crazy on EVERYTHING. Check it out:
- we see this little girl being led out of the mosh pit with her friend and is hypervenlating and crying. She looked about 13 and she had to be like 4'11" or something. About 15 minutes later, her mom and her collide after a running hug and the mom is hugging her and saying, "oh thank god" and then kissing her head and rubbing her face...
we tried not to laugh, cause obviously the girl just didn't realize what she was getting herself into in the mosh pit and her mom thought her baby was almost DEAD.
- saw some girl collapse
- heard this doctor and security trying to find some guys dad because his son hit some guy in the throat and that guy couldnt breathe? idont know.
- their security are sharks for fuckin' cameras in bags...

09.11.2007

we're going where the wind is blowin

We are a rap group.
We didn't write our first rap song yet, but we got the ideas down on paper. I shall now record them in my blog so we can write it later.
- she is having sex.
- she and her boyfriend broke up.
- she got fired or quit her job.
- is dead.
- electrocuted by laptop while emailing Eavvon
- cellphone was left in other apartment.
- having a smoke.
- napping.
- showering.
- moved to NYC.
- living in a blind hospital to help her blind friend.
- turned into her voicemail.
- terroist.
- partying like a rockstar with her crackhead girlfriend.
- joined the circus to become a juggling clown.

WAIT FOR IT ITS GONNA BE AMAZING.
Will be debuted at the Mays Landing iHop and eavvon may throw some of his AC winnings out into the crowd....

07.14.2007

funky fresh dressed

I would have taken other pictures NOT through the window at the St. Patty's Day parade in Atlantic City if:
(1) I wasn't freezing in the car.
(2) I wasn't getting high off the gas fumes from the motorcycles
(3) I WAS HAVING FUN.

seriously. i really didn't get paid enough for that shit.
PS!! I THINK THAT WOMAN IN THE GLASSES WANTED TO KICK MY ASS!

03.10.2007