Wednesday, March 21, four young adults were in the King of Prussia Mall when suddenly they were completely horrified by barbaric images of hanging puppets."They're tongues are all hanging out!" shouted Jamie, 23.
"Pichachu!!" said Lisa, 23, as she walked over, amazed.
The hanging animals appeared to be dead and slung over a castle wall. Local police seemed to be too distracted to respond to the distrubance. Instead they were seen having questionable photos taken with a young blonde girl and a female WNBA player whose idenity have been asked to be withheld.
Later, Dr. Anthony Vampire Cow, a current Myspace Hearththrob, was also disgusted by the images. Upon inspection of photos, he could only mutter, "It's like the furry concentration camp."
Memorial services for Scooby, Pluto, Picachu and the Crayola Bunny have yet to be arranged.
03.21.2007
3 comments:
I think "a current Myspace Heartthrob" is inaccurate and misleading. That would leave the reader to believe that one day he shall cease being a myspace heartthrob?! Not in the heart's of people who once adored him! He shall always be! bad reporting! get your facts straight or get outta the news!
That Crayola Bunny is a has been, and was just hangin around for the attention. Nothing more.
EDITORS NOTE: Reader Jenell - you are right. i should have said, "NEW heartthrob" not "current" you're right.
i hope you won't judge the rest of my articles becasue of this! thanks for the feedback happy reading!
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