I've known Cailin since I was 13 years old. We originally we hated each other over our mutual crush on Jonathan Sheppard, but we got over it and became best friends. Bonded over Gavin Rossdale, Trent Reznor, Gwen Stefani, Courtney Love and Dave Grohl. Pretended to be drunk on one of our sleep overs off OJ and Vodka while walking around her neighborhood calling out for Buffy the Vampire to save us in case any vampires appeared. The summer of 1998 will always be reminiscent of her and our day long phone conversations until we could convince one of our parents to drive us to the mall or SOMETHING.
BASICALLY i've known Cailin a long time and she's moving across the country. But before she did that, she threw this little party at her house today and created this great game of Pin the Vagina on the Ideal Lesbian amputee.
I so lost, my "V" was the highest up there. But for real, I think all the medication I was on really messed with my perception. As soon as Cailin spun me I was lost. Then when she stopped me she was like, "okay go" and i seriously felt like I was facing the fence. So so lost...
however if you were to ask one of the Lesbians at the party, they'd just say it was obvious I was straight because I was so off with my placement..
Seriously, those lesbians were hysterical..
what the hell am i writing so much for?
BASICALLY i've known Cailin a long time and she's moving across the country. But before she did that, she threw this little party at her house today and created this great game of Pin the Vagina on the Ideal Lesbian amputee.
I so lost, my "V" was the highest up there. But for real, I think all the medication I was on really messed with my perception. As soon as Cailin spun me I was lost. Then when she stopped me she was like, "okay go" and i seriously felt like I was facing the fence. So so lost...
however if you were to ask one of the Lesbians at the party, they'd just say it was obvious I was straight because I was so off with my placement..
Seriously, those lesbians were hysterical..
what the hell am i writing so much for?
08.12.2007
1 comment:
your clearly trying to woo lesbians with your feigned since of understanding. "I may not be able to pin point your vagina, but i can write you an amazing monologue about it!"
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