Wednesday, January 17, 2007

just get out my face, leave me alone.

My cat's AOL profile... if I had AOL.. and if she could do human things like make an AOL profile.


Name: Snickers.
Age: 11
Location: im on the highway to hell
Sex: Female
Marital Status: y does it fukin matter?
Hobbies & Interests: my hobbies and interests are none of ur god damn business u ask me urself
Favorite Gadgets: wut the hell kinda ? is that
Occupation: i work in hell
Personal Quote: if god created nothing wut color would it be???

(parts of my cats profile were stolen from an aol user that had "bubblegumbaby" included in their name... for real real.)

01.16.07

2 comments:

e. Styles said...

Little known fact, Satan's first name was bubblegumbaby. Bet you didn't know that? Now you are informed, and we are all better for it!

Jamie said...

FUNNY that you mention that because the girl who originally had this profile had her name listed as "Satan's Spawn"

so now i'm inclined to believe what you just told me.