On Friday, I traveled to the land of Pittsburgh with my parents and sister. YOU SEE. My cousin is getting married in December.
So bright and early on Saturday morning, the pre-wedding events started.
First off? The Bridal Shower.
I got an ornament!
And someone randomly gave my cousin Beth a plateful of cookies. So we put her name place card on the cookies and waited until she decided to share with the rest of the table.
So yeah, the shower was fun. Very heartfelt, lots of tears. I was not expecting to almost cry more than once. But I did get to decorate a miniature Christmas tree all by myself while all the guests watch. Everyone was supposed to bring Emily an ornament to decorate her and Justin's Christmas tree, and I was the one that had to display each ornament on a temporary tree, and I was so scared I was going to drop one of the glass ornaments and break it. But - I didn't. I'm a pro.
After the Bridal Shower, Event #2 came into play. A Birthday BBQ for Justin and Emily who had just celebrated birthdays a few days earlier.
My aunt got some gourmet cupcakes for the occasion and my cousin Sara and I decided to cut a piece out of all the cupcakes and share a tasting plate. In case you're wondering, these cupcakes were banging, yo. The best ones were Key Lime, S'Mores, Raspberry and PeanutButter Banana. AND OF COURSE!!! The Pumpkin Flavor.
Then the Third and Final "Wedding" Event of the Weekend Happened. Emily's Bachelorette Party.
After the plans changed 110 times, it was finally decided we'd do some Bridal Hazing and then go out dancing somewhere. Emily made the mistake of inviting all of the females in her house downstairs to have Jello Shots (which were shaped like male genitalia), play pin-the-dick on the model, and listen to her be questioned about her sex life. (in front of her mother and justin's mother and grandmother.) I tried to tell her not to invite EVERYONE down, but she didn't listen to me! I hope she learned her lesson!!
Yeah so then we went dancing and one of her friends brought these cards with her. It's a game where you pick a card and you either complete the task or you don't, but if you complete it, you get the points, duh.
This was my card. I really was lucky because the person to my left was my sister, so I had no problem lifting up her arm and smelling her arm pit. I got 40 points for this and actually won the game. I thought it was really funny that everyone else was getting cards that said things like, "Give a fake number to 5 different guys" and it was only worth 10 points. HAHA it's like I was handed the win.
Anyway, a good time was had by all.
And Emily got drunk enough to do some pushups in the club.
AND THAT WAS MY SATURDAY
