We had a big school sing a long at work. During "Jingle Bells", one of my students decided to throw up on another one of my students -- who just stood there with her arms stretched out and a shocked face, letting the little dude puke on her. Meanwhile, all the other kids around were screaming and pushing each other to get far far away from the puker and his victim.
It was like a scene out of a movie!
Unfortunately, it wasn't a movie, it was my life, so unfortunately, I didn't get to just enjoy the comedy and cut to the next act. Instead, in real life, after the awesomeness of the little puking riot, I had to sit and clean off little kids shoes who had gotten vomit splattered on them. Lots of gagging from the terrible smells went on. GOOD TIMES!
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