Which of these events did not happen today.. rather on an episode of "Beverly Hills 90210"? (the italics are the dramatic spin for 90210, not the reason. damn it.)
1. I came across a large sum of money ...... hush money for what i saw?
2. A group of people were playing weird games in the park ...... gang related?
3. Matt and I were asked to leave Maoz because we started singing "When the Saints Go Marching In" .... because of alcohol abuse?
4. Met up with Jenell briefly and found out she was really exhausted .... from being worn out on caffine pills?
5. I had to rush around before work to buy birthday cards and presents ...... for my mother who has recently reconnected with me?
6. Got a text message from John and a bug flew into his eye .... because he's so sweet the bugs can't stay away?
7. Saw a guy kissing a woman and rubbing her ass ..... woman is his mistress and his wife thinks his trip to philly is JUST a business trip?
Anyway, one of these things really did not happen. But I like to think that the italics will make you second guess everything. EVERYTHING. Even though I think the thing that didn't happen is still pretty obvious....
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