i throw myself in two

I found the blackjack games in the casino.
Went something like this:
$20 -> $31 -> $3 -> 13 -> $3 -> $10 -> $0.25 -> $31 -> $18 -> $47 -> $26

oh gambling! you are nothing but a rollercoaster!

as you can see, I was a big winner.  Came out with an extra $6 to my name! 

Thanks to that -- I'm a proud owner of a 4 pack of double A batteries now!