Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I am unstoppable.

These past two days at work have been insane. They make me question any desire to have children. This kid was just so annoying at nap time. It went like this.
"Lay down"
"*giggle*"
I look up and he's staring at me then throws himself back down.
"Stop or I'm going to call your dad."
"NO!"
"Then stop."
I look up and he's staring at me then throws himself back down and laughs really loud.

It was like that for 20 minutes on and off.
Then today, some kid was all, "Fuck you, bitch!", "I'm going to murder Mikey", "You're an asshole!", "You're not the fuckin' boss of me!" and spit on me and hit me and even bit me! YEAH! He's 4!!!

Then I see videos like this and I'm like, maybe it wouldn't be TERRIBLE to have a kid. I mean, what this kid did was bad, but you know one day his grandma is gonna see this and say, "Latarian Milton, you crack me up."

Then give him back his video games!

2 comments:

D.M. said...

Does that sign say "Read with a bear"? If so... why?

Jamie said...

beneath that sign, there are a lot of stuffed bears, i guess the teacher wants them to read with the stuffed animal? I dont know, preschool is weird.