I realized something at work the other week.....I'm starting to think the idea of Santa was created to control children. All that "Be Good, Santa's Watching" stuff? I think it was just created by adults to control their children.
- At work, when a kid is pissing me off, I point to one of the sprinkler's on the ceiling and I tell them it's Santa's camera and he's watching.
- The other day, I told this class that I worked for Santa and he had me come in that day to tell him who was being good or bad and I had already started taking notes and guess what? it wasn't looking good for them.
- I also told a little girl yesterday that Santa talked to teachers and kids can't hear him, only teachers. I thought this was a good plan, I could just say shit like, "Santa says he's really proud of you for cleaning up" or something. BUT. THIS BACKFIRED. Because for the next 10 minutes I had to tell the little kid what Santa was saying.
So yeah, I guess my whole point is.....
go ahead and be bad. Santa ain't gonna jip you! It's an old wives tale!
12.09.2007
3 comments:
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BUT STILL
Jut because you're using it to control children doesn't mean that it was created for that purpose. You think Santa doesn't read blogs. Fat Fucker loves the internet, all he has to do is check his MySpace updates and half his job is done.
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