Matt recently moved back to the Philadelphia area from Boston.With him he brought back his tales of perilous adventures! For instaaaance:
Did you know Matt had a psychotic breakdown that lead to blood pouring out of his ass?
Did you know Matt may have punched a glowing red man just before jumping out of TWO different taxis that tried to kidnap him?
Did you know that Matt's former landlord set off car alarms to stop him from leaving Boston?
Did you know Matt had to have surgery on his finger because, as the Doctor put it, he "probably had somethin in there."
Did you know Matt was randomly attacked by Satan's son and was forced to back hand him?
Did you know that Matt is housesitting for TJ and Lauren and recently had Satan visit him at 3 AM to bring the Apocalypse for back handing his son?
Just some tales he has to share..
09.02.2007
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