Sunday, August 26, 2007

bad, bad, leroy brown

Which Quote Did Anthony Not Say Tonight?

(a) If there was a kid in [this bar], I'd kick it's fucking ass.
(b) Pick a fight for me. Anyone in [the bar], it'll be a welcome back present for you. I wanna get in a fight. No, no, pick a girl.
(c) I'll trade you this coleslaw for your house.
(d) You know who needs a friend? My weiner.
(e) So I was collecting everyone's number around the table and I was thinking, "who is left out?" and I realized, "our waitress!" so can I get your number? *milks a cow*

WELCOME BACK TO US MATTY!!!!
08.25.2007

2 comments:

K. said...

C. makes me so happy. I hope that's not the right answer and was actually said.

Jamie said...

hahah no he really did say (c). Unfortunately it went from cole slaw, to a salt shaker, to a pack of gum.